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Note to mwah~ I'm scared of the outcome of this Crackpot story~


Italy:*comes back and hands me Pasta* There we go~ ve~
Germany:*facepalm* Dumnkoph! That's not what I told you too do!
Italy: Ve~
Me:*glances at the pasts thinking WTF* Thanks?
Italy: She likes it!
Me:*confused face*
Germany: I don't think she really does.....
Me:*coughs loudly to get everyone's attention* Since I'm the Umn...Guest? Can I decide where to stay?
England: Of course, love.
Me: Can I stay with the Axis?

*silence than an uproar*

England: WHO'D STAY WITH THOSE WANKERS!?
France: Stay with me mon ami! I can pleasure you with my food~
England: WHY THE HELL WOULD SHE STAY WITH A PERVERT LIKE YOU?!*tackles France*
France: FUZZY CATIPILLAR!

*dust cloud*

Me:*eyes widen then backs up slowly* *Damn...They're crazier than I thought....**backs into Russia*
Russia:*smiles* Your staying with me instead, da?
Me:*thinks about it* N-Nah thanks Mr. Ru-*walks into America*
America: Sup Dude!
Me: WAZALSMAHPILE! *hides behind Germany*
Germany: Hmn? Ve'll help jou...*grabs Italy than me, running to his house with Japan close behind*

*inside his house*

Me:*locks door quickly* D-Danke Germany....
Germany: Ja, No problem.
Italy: Ve~ Pretty Fox Lady? Let me make you some Pasta!*runs into kitchen*
Japan:*tugs my sleeve*
Me: Japan?
Japan: Herro Aki?
Me: Yes?
Japan: Wourd you rike some drinks?
Me: Maybeeee~
Japan:*smiles* I'rr go make you some.*goes into the kitchen quietly*
Me:*sees Germany*
Germany:*looks kinda pissed*
Me: Why do you look so frustrated Germany?
Germany: Hmn? Nozing important.*heads upstairs*
Me: *thinks back to the computer* Was it magical?

*back home*

Computer: Hahaha! Cleverbot one this round!!!*evil laugh*

*Not at my house*

Me: Oh Well~*jumps up* Maybe the Pasta is done!*runs into the kitchen*

*in da awesome kitchen*

Italy:*making Pasta* Ve~ Ve~
Japan:*notices me* Sake?*hands me a small glass of Sake*
Me: Thank you Japan! *drinks it* That tastes great!*starts getting dizzy* I...Umn....*sways and falls* D-Dizzy....Haha....*almost unconscious*

*Italy and Japan rush over quickly*

Italy: Pretty lady?!*worried*
Japan:*shakes me* Get up! Prease!?
Me:*fights to keep eyes open*
Italy: DOITSU!!!!! ITS AUTUMN!
Germany:*runs down quickly* Vat happened?*leans over me worriedly*
Me:...*faints*
Italy: BELLA!!!


                 *Narrator runs to a large building*
Narrator: I'm sorry for being so late!!! My taxi was stuck in traffic! So what did I miss?
Person:*tells him what happened*
Narrator:*spit takes* WHAT?! HOW'D I MISS THAT?!
Person:*whispers in his ear again*
Narrator: *drops coffee* Well...Our young girl is in the land of dreams.....Who knows what she'll see when she wakes up?
Person:*nods and whispers something else*
Narrator: I'll just....Get another coffee....?*walks away*
YAY!!! ITSA FINALLY HERE!!!
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:iconthe-gentleman-thief:
The-Gentleman-Thief Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I can't-

I don't even-

What is air? How do I breath?
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:iconfleetstorm:
Fleetstorm Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Well. You open your mouth, open your lungs, and take a deeeeeeeeeeep inhalation of the weed filled air.
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:iconthe-gentleman-thief:
The-Gentleman-Thief Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
YOUR INSTRUCTIONS AREN'T WORKING!! HALP MEH!! ;A;
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:iconfleetstorm:
Fleetstorm Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Den just smoke some pot bro~
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:iconthe-gentleman-thief:
The-Gentleman-Thief Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Mmmm...Pot~ -w-
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:iconfleetstorm:
Fleetstorm Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ehehe~ Go check the attic bro. You'll find a hidden stash.
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:iconthe-gentleman-thief:
The-Gentleman-Thief Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Gonna smoke me sum ah dat cannabis~~ e u e
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:iconfleetstorm:
Fleetstorm Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yesh you iz.
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:icon1-capisci-1:
1-CAPISCI-1 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Student Writer
EHEHEHEHHE I LOVE IT!!!! xDD so funny!!!
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:iconfleetstorm:
Fleetstorm Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Really!?YAAAAY!
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