Note to mwah~ I'm scared of the outcome of this Crackpot story~
Italy:*comes back and hands me Pasta* There we go~ ve~
Germany:*facepalm* Dumnkoph! That's not what I told you too do!
Me:*glances at the pasts thinking WTF* Thanks?
Italy: She likes it!
Germany: I don't think she really does.....
Me:*coughs loudly to get everyone's attention* Since I'm the Umn...Guest? Can I decide where to stay?
England: Of course, love.
Me: Can I stay with the Axis?
*silence than an uproar*
England: WHO'D STAY WITH THOSE WANKERS!?
France: Stay with me mon ami! I can pleasure you with my food~
England: WHY THE HELL WOULD SHE STAY WITH A PERVERT LIKE YOU?!*tackles France*
France: FUZZY CATIPILLAR!
Me:*eyes widen then backs up slowly* *Damn...They're crazier than I thought....**backs into Russia*
Russia:*smiles* Your staying with me instead, da?
Me:*thinks about it* N-Nah thanks Mr. Ru-*walks into America*
America: Sup Dude!
Me: WAZALSMAHPILE! *hides behind Germany*
Germany: Hmn? Ve'll help jou...*grabs Italy than me, running to his house with Japan close behind*
*inside his house*
Me:*locks door quickly* D-Danke Germany....
Germany: Ja, No problem.
Italy: Ve~ Pretty Fox Lady? Let me make you some Pasta!*runs into kitchen*
Japan:*tugs my sleeve*
Japan: Herro Aki?
Japan: Wourd you rike some drinks?
Japan:*smiles* I'rr go make you some.*goes into the kitchen quietly*
Germany:*looks kinda pissed*
Me: Why do you look so frustrated Germany?
Germany: Hmn? Nozing important.*heads upstairs*
Me: *thinks back to the computer* Was it magical?
Computer: Hahaha! Cleverbot one this round!!!*evil laugh*
*Not at my house*
Me: Oh Well~*jumps up* Maybe the Pasta is done!*runs into the kitchen*
*in da awesome kitchen*
Italy:*making Pasta* Ve~ Ve~
Japan:*notices me* Sake?*hands me a small glass of Sake*
Me: Thank you Japan! *drinks it* That tastes great!*starts getting dizzy* I...Umn....*sways and falls* D-Dizzy....Haha....*almost unconscious*
*Italy and Japan rush over quickly*
Italy: Pretty lady?!*worried*
Japan:*shakes me* Get up! Prease!?
Me:*fights to keep eyes open*
Italy: DOITSU!!!!! ITS AUTUMN!
Germany:*runs down quickly* Vat happened?*leans over me worriedly*
*Narrator runs to a large building*
Narrator: I'm sorry for being so late!!! My taxi was stuck in traffic! So what did I miss?
Person:*tells him what happened*
Narrator:*spit takes* WHAT?! HOW'D I MISS THAT?!
Person:*whispers in his ear again*
Narrator: *drops coffee* Well...Our young girl is in the land of dreams.....Who knows what she'll see when she wakes up?
Person:*nods and whispers something else*
Narrator: I'll just....Get another coffee....?*walks away*